ARE YOU IN WITH PURPLE...?

Support Cancer patients in the annual Relay For Life...If you knew or know someone who had or has cancer...You know how much that shiet sux...Please have a heart and donate...

Check it out

All you need is a credit card, go to the above link, and click my name (Eric Lau) , and fill out the stuff.

Or if you want to form you're own team go to the home page and start u're own team...Need more info?  Feel free to ask me...Peace

Some of you has probably seen this, but this is the first time I've seen it and I thought it was pretty humorous so lemme share it with those who hasn't seen it:

It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent..........................2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand.................................12 Calories
With your teeth..............................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erection.........................3315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.....................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot...................4092 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary......................................12 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real..........................................112 Calories
Fake.........................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years...................................124 Calories
50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
70 and over..............................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories

Merry Christmas to all...long time no talk...

Is it me or is this year's christmas kinda crappy?  i so did not have the christmas spirit.  Hope everyone else did...peace...

It's sad...U reach an age where u start to worry about u're future and u're career...but still there are those hanging out all night, getting into trouble and doing nothing productive with their time. 

Most of these people u see hanging out in big disruptive groups in the middle of the street, came from immigrated families.  Their parents or even themselves came from another country to start all over in the US.  For the young it seems less of a sacrifice...What's the worst that can happen, gotta go to school and meet new friends...but for the parents...they sacrificed a lot to come here...

They leave a place they've lived in for many many decades...into a strange new land...a place so mysterious to them, feeling clueless and lost...for one purpose...Their children's future...And here u see their children walking the streets late at night, getting into trouble, doing poorly in school not giving a damn about their own life...and all the sacrifices the parents have made...have just gone down the drain...It's sad...